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Nighty Night

Written By: Desiree - Nov• 11•11
Is it a frock?
Is it a nightie?
Is it a disgrace?
Why yes it is!
I was a day out for Frock on a Friday, but I snapped these off as soon as I got home yesterday because I felt so awesome swanning about in this 1930s bias-cut satin nightie.
The seas parted, the queues shrank and the traffic stopped to let me cross the street.
Thank you strangers.

To compliment my gown (create subversion), I popped on my Norma Kamali leather vest that I bought on Etsy last year, Melissa mary janes ($20!), one of my DIY floral headbands, I double-bagged it and put on a shite-load of jewellery.

Ooooooh what have we here?
Hornbag Helga made me this AWESOME leopard-print bow tie **swoon** and I really, really, really believe it looks just as good as a bracelet.
The agate and feather necklace was handmade by Liv of Original Seed aka Wham, Bam Fuck You Man.
Liv is such a talented re-fashionista and sells her creations in her online shop – just go there.

Thanks to my awesome new nude granny knickers, it was a case of “nothing to see here folks”!

Sunnies from Melbourne.
Speaking of food/vintage paradise, thank you to all you beautiful creatures for your kind words about my family in my last post.
It was such a memorable holiday for all of us, well unforgettable really considering The Phoenix and I went there to get married!
And a special squishy arse-squeeze to my new followers – you’re welcome!
The Phoenix and I will be having a weekend away in the mountains courtesy of the Haemophilia Foundation so I’ll be back to say hello early next week.
Unless either of us gets treated by a therapist like Jill.
Warning: you may piss your pants.
Love Desiree xo


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Kiss kiss, nom nom, fun fun.

Written By: Desiree - Nov• 10•11
Melbourne was such a trippy trip that upon our return to Brisneyland, we were ready to turn around and fly back to explore some more.
Alas, the money tree shrivelled up in our absence and we’ll have to coax it back to life once more.
Onwards and upwards we go to Melbourne!

Mmmmm … pointy boobs got some VERY cheeky looks.
BTW, I’ve purchased some pointy inserts for this week’s bullet bra problem … jeez I’m a ditz when it comes to all this vintage booby stuff … thanks eBay.

Galaxy leggings seemed very appropriate for flying high.

Look at my leather boys – aren’t they cool?
The Phoenix had women chasing him around both airports admiring the Dali t-shirt I bought him from Etsy.

Those are the faces of “I’ve never been on a plane before, this is sooooooooooo awesome!!”

The three spawn got a special visit to the cockpit of the brand new 737 coz they were first-timers.
It occurred to me while planning this trip, how much westerners take travel, particularly air travel for granted.
For financial reasons, it’s not something I’ve been able to offer my children and I’m glad they appreciated the significance of such an occasion and the fact many children don’t even know what it is to explore a new town, city or country!
The kids were all eyes and ears during the whole trip so I hope we’ve managed to instil a longing to visit new places.

I know, I’m weird but I was really excited when I found out the apartment the children were staying in with Number One Son and Danni-Long-Legs, was just across the road from Melbourne Cemetery in Carlton.
The bedrooms had graveyard views!!!
As soon as we arrived and settled in we went for a walk as I just knew The Stylist and at least one of the boys would love exploring and discovering the incredibly old and crumbling graves.

The modern family graves mainly belong to European families, many who settled left their homelands such as Italy and Greece to escape the post-WWII hardships.
Melbourne is an incredibly diverse, cosmopolitan city as a result … and a wonderful place to try nearly every type of cuisine on the planet.

“Gee thanks for bringing me to this old cemetery Mum, this is so much fun.”

We had a lovely reunion at the best Italian restaurant I have ever eaten in – Il Cantuccio, on Lygon Street (careful, there’s some super-cheesy music on their website).
I want to eat there every week, and resort to wearing just kaftans and muu-muus.

Danni-Long-Legs and Number One Son are the most loving couple I have ever seen.
Beautiful!

Thank the lord, some real food instead of that shite Mum feeds me.

 “Look what it boils down to is that god really IS a DJ”.

Very shortly after this pic, Number Three Son almost fell asleep on his plate.

“Mum, I’m going to be an actor and a teacher and I’m going to lots of poor countries and starting up new schools”
Oh jay-sus, what have I set lose on the world?
Bless her heart.


The next day was spent exploring Fitzroy.

I’m wearing the magnificent jacket gifted to me from my favourite zoo-keeper, Sarah Misfit.  The jacket caused quite a stir and there I was thinking I would just blend in with the crowd!
The top is covered in pin-up girls but sadly no boobies to be seen and the purple flares and scarf were thrifted/flea marketed.

The Stylist, much to the annoyance of her brothers, commandeered the camera – I love the sort of things to catch her eye.

At last a decent pic of the Sally Hanson leopard-print stick on nails – I had girls constantly asking me where I got them from – Brissy!

Spot the future ravers.

Who farted?

I’m still insulted they didn’t have my size!

Yes, it has a knitted cover.

Amen!

“If you’re patient in this one last shop, I’ll take you to the aquarium” – there’s no harm in bribery.

The following day, I took a walk on my own and thought I’d better check out Zara since it’s the only store in Oz and it’s “really amazing” right?
Bored, bored, bored.
A couple of cool stripy jackets but other than that, niente.
I must say the Zara menswear range was pretty horny though and I bought The Phoenix a stack of t-shirts.
Other than that, I cannot understand why women were going crazy, snatching up boring beige pants and generic t-shirts … sorry, I just don’t get it.
Gimme a mucky boot sale or a stinky old, cramped vintage store any day.

The one great thing about Zara?
I was accosted by a sweet woman called Meredith who raced up to me and said “omg you’re wearing the Cathedrals, they’re so much better in real life!” 
She was also wearing Black Milk, the Pulp Sesame swimsuit, seen here too.
She was in Melbourne from Adelaide for a gig and we both thought it rather amusing that we’d travelled such long distances to spot one another.
Ain’t that sweet?
I hope you’re having a beautiful day.
Baci, Desiree xo


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My C-Cups Nay Runneth Over

Written By: Desiree - Nov• 08•11
You can laugh all you like Madonna, but I still want to squeeze that almost non-existent arse of yours.
Coz when I returned from the Melbourne Cup Day vintage fashion parade last Tuesday, you were my inspiration to strip down and don my 1970s le smoking-style wool suit.
I couldn’t help it – the voices were screaming your name and I caved.

I snaffled this original 1970s suit, complete with satin collar and trouser side-stripes, from eBay a few months ago.
I’m pretty sure the seller had a bad case of “oh no what the feck have I done?” after I bought it coz she turned out to be a bit of a biatch.
But ya know, I think you’ve gotta be a god damn, fecking awesome bitch to wear this suit and if my prosti La Dama could do my eye make up for me, I reckon I could melt anyone into soup with my stink-eye look.

Except for one (or two) things.
I bought a 34C cup 1950s longline cotton bra from eBay thinking I could wear it as a top all this summer, but there’s this one problem of a sad lack of boobage.
What the hell?
How come I fit all my other modern bras in that size?
Am I missing something?  
Well yes, I know that quite clearly I’m missing some titties to fill the cups, but did they measure lingerie differently 50 years ago?
I mean a 34C is a 34C right?

I still reckon it’s a feck-off awesome suit tho’ and I can always wear my 1950s strapless black lace bustier.

Never mind all that boobage bollocks, I’m still going to wear it as a top and all those other bitches can go stick it.
See what happens when you channel Madonna?
All the swearing and attitude comes out.
God I love her.

An’ I love all you gorgeous biatches!!!
Desiree xoxoxoxo


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Sheeeeeyah, Course I Bought It!

Written By: Desiree - Nov• 07•11
Had some of you worried there for a millisecond eh?
Saturday’s little jaunt to a tiny vintage market resulted in a couple of slurpilicious  bargains. My favourite of course, this fabulous late-60s purple jumpsuit.
Here ’tis my lovely gropers.
Grope away!

I took The Stylist to school wearing this ensemble this morning then ran my morning errands in super comfort and minor-traffic-incident style;).
Hilarious responses – one woman in a cafe leapt out of her chair when I walked in and said “omg that is fabulous!” and I had about four incidents of old men starting to whistle a tune as I walked by – love their old-fashioned ways of acknowledgment.

Back home for some sweet refreshment and a peek at my “new” fifty-cent Italian language book.
The Phoenix says he can’t take me to Italy coz he’d be doing the country a public service and get a medal for shipping some crumpet over.  Hahahahaha! 
“They can’t help themselves, they’re relentless,” he said.

 The idiotic glasses and white ring are from Melbourne and I’m wearing them with everything these days.
Check out those fabulous sequins around the neckline – it’s like the person who made it thought the print needed more embellishment – yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

 OMG I can’t believe I’m wearing a matching purple headband – what is happening to me?
My favourite granny bag accompanied me today, so did my gold VW Melissa’s with the red hearts.

 My eyeliner “wings” are getting bigger each day – Amy Winehouse must be speaking to me – thanks for the inspiration dear departed one!

I’m feeling very Jamaica today … thanks to Desmond Dekkar who’s playing on a loop in my head.
This version of Israelites is from 1969 … I was aged one, but I feel like I’m there!!



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Where I Took a Break from Shopping Then Didn’t

Written By: Desiree - Nov• 05•11
I guess it’s possible, but I was all shopped out after Melbourne and Kitty’s vintage fashion parade on Tuesday gave me a refreshing vintage boost, so shopping’s been bottom of my list for the past couple of weeks.
But the temptation of the final West End Vintage and Designer Market for 2011 was too hard to resist so I took a certain birthday girl along for a wee rummage.

 The purple and white wonder is a 1970 jumpsuit with flares big enough to fly away to a festival love-in and the purple frock underneath is a beautiful embroidered cotton 1970s Treacy Lowe dress.
I did a search on the webz and came up with a couple of her frocks in a similar style for around US$120-225.
So it was quite a bargain at ten bucks!!!

 My frock is a 1950s cotton wiggle dress, an Etsy bargain I’ve been dying to wear and it’s perfect for our spring.
I love the way dresses were made to fit the body.
They make me sit and stand up straight and they’re just made for heels!


  The Stylist and I were ready to book tickets to Crete after she sampled her first Greek food … I don’t think either of us will ever be hungry again after scoffing down that scrumptious lunch!

 And what have we here?
Miss Nine got her very first camera for her birthday yesterday and she’s over the moon with it!
As The Phoenix put it, you wouldn’t deny a painter the tools to paint with, so why deny our budding photographer a decent camera?
Yes she’s wearing a tie as she’s recently learned how to tie one and spent some pocket money on one.
Thass mah girl!!!

After ordering our food a man stopped at the table said to me “I love your shoes and your hair.  I just wanted to stop and tell you that” – what I think he really meant was, “can I check your buttons are secure?” ooh errr!!

My favourite beach blanket bingo babe, Sarah Misfit, gifted me the pin-up girl and I thought she needed company today.

 The usual jewellery and nail mash-up – jingling makes me happy!!

 Along with the tie, The Stylist bought herself a couple of necklaces.

 
Hooray for plastic shoes!

We’re wearing VW Melissa’s and Holster – check out the glorious Idee Fixe’s offer to be your personal shopper at the next Melissa VIP sale in NYC!

This one’s for my favourite chola slut, La Dama.
I thought of the darling when we snapped up this beautiful old embroidered dress at the market – it’s pure cotton and made in Mexico – yay!!
Yes, the lassie’s wearing her “new” tie as a belt and leggings she bought in Melbourne – “They make me feel like you Mum!”
Awwwwwww.

“Quick, quick take a photo!”
The Stylist snapped this one off quickly before the school disco last night – gee, whose disco was it?
I’m ready to boogie in my thrifted 1960s wool cape, BM Sick of Men leggings (which The Phoenix is looking forward to reading one night), red VW Melissa Wings, one of my disgracefully ludicrous headbands and a great pile of ethnic necklaces, including a “new” boar’s tooth.
I think the whole junior school stopped by to see what I was wearing and one little lad stopped dancing to bend down and read my comic leggings haaaaaaaa!!!

I’ve included this incredible pic from one of my dear readers, Bethellen, who sent me a snap of her amazing daughter Asia.
She says Asia was inspired by my floral headbands to make one for herself for Halloween.
Doesn’t she look A-MAZING?!!!!!!
Hope you’re having a glorious weekend my lovelies!!
Desiree xo


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She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain When She Comes!

Written By: Desiree - Nov• 03•11
Yeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa!
Not sure where that came from but there’s always something special about a mountain-top so I can’t help yelping that one out.
Melbourne Cup Day is kind of a big deal here in Oz.
Everyone gets frocked up, has a bit of a flutter and if you’re within sniffing distance of a track at closing time you’ll spot quite a bit of stuff you wish you’d never seen – a bit like Ascot y’know?
There were no such drunken high jinks at Kitty and Sue’s MCD Vintage Fashion Parade on Tuesday at Mount Tambourine, with its panoramic views of the Gold Coast and hinterlands.
It was the show guests came to see and I don’t think Kitty and Sue disappointed the packed house.
I was one of the seven models they selected to wow the crowds with a mere smidgeon of their INCREDIBLE vintage collection from The Shop Time Forgot.

Ooh spots and stripes!  That stunning creature doing her magic on my hair is Chrissy of The Lindy Charm School for Girls.  What that woman doesn’t know about vintage hair and make up – wow and she works so fast!

 You can tell Mikey the professional photographer took this – mmm neck crepe!
What a gentleman, averting his eyes and rushing out the door when some of the gals *cough* would strip without warning.

Hot sticks in my hair, I was a bit nervous about doing my own make up surrounded by so many experts.
It got Chrissy’s approval though and she just added eye shadow and a cute little beauty spot.

 No spiky bob allowed!  I’m sold on the 1930s curls now and I’m scouring eBay for hot sticks.

 It’s easier to check out the running sheet with your pants off.


 A bit of irreverent disgracefulness always breaks the tension.

 A stitch in time saves your negligee falling off.

All ready for the show – look at Kitty’s amazing 1940s suit with it’s incredible detail – that woman knows how to sizzle!

I could have walked out in this 1950s crepe frock and hat, never to be seen again!  In the background, the scrumptious and so sweet Shannon in her 1960s leopard-print night wear – very James Bond!
On with the show … 

Chrissy introduced me to the room as Tilly Devine, infamous real-life 1930s brothel madam, her story retold in television’s Underbelly Razor.

 Ooh butter wouldn’t melt.

This was the most fun outfit to walk in, the 1930s bias cut satin negligee is mine.  I’m carrying a bone-handled vintage fly-swatter and any misbehaviour from punters resulted in a heavenly swatting from me … got the crowd in a bit of tizz there … oh yeah I’m tellin’ ya!

 Tit’s out, shoulders back … I even kept it together while my petticoat was falling down.

A big hand for the awesome two-some!

Some very hungry and thirsty poseurs! 

 Comin’ back down the mountain, I drive so Kitty gets to kick back and make paw prints on the windscreen … what a day!  
Thank you for including me in this incredibly fun day Kitty and Sue!
Desiree xo


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She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain When She Comes!

Written By: Desiree - Nov• 03•11
Yeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa!
Not sure where that came from but there’s always something special about a mountain-top so I can’t help yelping that one out.
Melbourne Cup Day is kind of a big deal here in Oz.
Everyone gets frocked up, has a bit of a flutter and if you’re within sniffing distance of a track at closing time you’ll spot quite a bit of stuff you wish you’d never seen – a bit like Ascot y’know?
There were no such drunken high jinks at Kitty and Sue’s MCD Vintage Fashion Parade on Tuesday at Mount Tambourine, with its panoramic views of the Gold Coast and hinterlands.
It was the show guests came to see and I don’t think Kitty and Sue disappointed the packed house.
I was one of the seven models they selected to wow the crowds with a mere smidgeon of their INCREDIBLE vintage collection from The Shop Time Forgot.

Ooh spots and stripes!  That stunning creature doing her magic on my hair is Chrissy of The Lindy Charm School for Girls.  What that woman doesn’t know about vintage hair and make up – wow and she works so fast!

 You can tell Mikey the professional photographer took this – mmm neck crepe!
What a gentleman, averting his eyes and rushing out the door when some of the gals *cough* would strip without warning.

Hot sticks in my hair, I was a bit nervous about doing my own make up surrounded by so many experts.
It got Chrissy’s approval though and she just added eye shadow and a cute little beauty spot.

 No spiky bob allowed!  I’m sold on the 1930s curls now and I’m scouring eBay for hot sticks.

 It’s easier to check out the running sheet with your pants off.


 A bit of irreverent disgracefulness always breaks the tension.

 A stitch in time saves your negligee falling off.

All ready for the show – look at Kitty’s amazing 1940s suit with it’s incredible detail – that woman knows how to sizzle!

I could have walked out in this 1950s crepe frock and hat, never to be seen again!  In the background, the scrumptious and so sweet Shannon in her 1960s leopard-print night wear – very James Bond!
On with the show … 

Chrissy introduced me to the room as Tilly Devine, infamous real-life 1930s brothel madam, her story retold in television’s Underbelly Razor.

 Ooh butter wouldn’t melt.

This was the most fun outfit to walk in, the 1930s bias cut satin negligee is mine.  I’m carrying a bone-handled vintage fly-swatter and any misbehaviour from punters resulted in a heavenly swatting from me … got the crowd in a bit of tizz there … oh yeah I’m tellin’ ya!

 Tit’s out, shoulders back … I even kept it together while my petticoat was falling down.

A big hand for the awesome two-some!

Some very hungry and thirsty poseurs! 

 Comin’ back down the mountain, I drive so Kitty gets to kick back and make paw prints on the windscreen … what a day!  
Thank you for including me in this incredibly fun day Kitty and Sue!
Desiree xo


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Wigglin’ On Mah Weddin’ Day

Written By: Desiree - Oct• 29•11
As soon as our eyes locked, we knew straight away something crazy-wonderful was in store for us both.
Two years and few months later, The Phoenix and I married with the blessing of my beautiful children and a darling friend, one glorious Melbourne spring day.

No matter how small the ceremony, everyone was in a bit of a happy, flappy flutter.
I can guarantee it helps if the bride’s wearing vintage:).
And … make the day simple!

I arrive with The Stylist, Number Three Son and Danni-Long-Legs.
An’ ah got mah wiggle on baby!!!

 Outrageous cutenesses all kitted out and feelin’ mighty fine:).

The savagely gorgeous Danni-Long-Legs who is Number One Son’s precious.
She and The Stylist shared wedding photography duties – I told you it was a simple wedding.

We’re in the waiting room of the beautiful, heritage-listed, Victorian Marriage Registry, awaiting the arrival of the groom and Number One and Two sons.
I guess you want to know what I’m wearing.
Better get around to the really important stuff then eh?

The 1950s pink and taupe lace dress with a satin sash and rosette felt perfect.
I couldn’t have asked for a better wedding dress, I felt so comfortable and ME!
No meringue dresses allowed.
Oh did I mention shopping details?
eBay for sixty bucks – I swear!!
No adjustments needed, it fitted perfectly.
I’ve had the vintage tulle and velvet flower hair piece for a long time and have sported her in many blog pics before.
I knew she would get very squished on the flight from Bris-Vegas to Melbourne, but a quick steam over a kettle and the little darling was back on form.

The granny beads were from Etsy and the vintage marcasite earrings were a wedding present from The Phoenix.
What a darling!

Love this pic -  I’ve got the horn for my sparkly pink VW Melissa’s with the bronze hearts AND Danni-Long Legs’ super gorgeous heels.

I’ve practically lived in this 1940s fur cape for several winters and it was just the thing for a wee cover-up.
I bought the vintage tapestry beaded bag for $12 from Dandelion Vintage and chose to wear a wrist corsage as I wasn’t keen on a posy.
Everyone wore white roses from The Flower Temple – again, no outlandish overdoing it, even so, the roses were enormous!!
Oh but where is the leopard-print? 
Leopard nail stickers of course!
Yeah I’m real “stoylish” that way.

 Gorgeous man has made it!

I’m sure this seemed the right thing to do at the time – so glad for this disgracefulness!

Let’s put it this way … when the spawn lined up for this pic, both The Phoenix and I were just incredulous that I’d given birth this many times – haaaaaaa!
Don’t they all look so beautiful?
I know, I’m biased.
I gave them free reign to wear whatever they wanted and I’m so proud of the way they looked:)).

 Love me boys!
I did my own hair, nails and make up – can’t be arsed with all that malarky.

 We done it!
That’s Suzanne, the celebrant, who told us we could hang around for as long as we liked.

 Mmmm … let’s keep it clean for the kids but you just wait!

Yes, let’s start breathing again.

 I’m sure these two belong on a magazine cover.

 Are my seams straight babe?

 He’s quiet with a incredibly wicked sense of humour – my Number Two Son.

Yeah, we’re having a bit of a boogie to My Vision by Seal with Jakarta.
We chose it and Robbie Williams’ Beyond the Sea as our wedding songs.

 Oh honey, do you like my dress?

I have no idea where The Stylist got this posing-off business from.
Isn’t her dress gorgeous?  
Grey satin with black velvet spots, purple sash and beading – delish:)).
Also, white faux-fur jacket and sparkly flats.


And she has good posy taste.

 Who needs words?

 We’s are Mr and Mrs now.

The Hotel Windsor, seen in the background, was the chosen retreat for The Phoenix and I and is in view of the the registry office.  
Everyday I would press my nose to the window to watch subsequent wedding parties and check out what they wore;).

 Leaving the building for a walk in the park.
The Phoenix needed his walking stick as his right ankle – which is almost destroyed from life-long severe haemophilia joint bleeds – was giving him some horrendous trouble.

What’s that yoof carrying? 
Super-sour candy mouth spray of course – ewwww have you tried that stuff?

This is Cook’s Cottage, the childhood home of Captain James Cook, which was transported from England and re- erected in Fitzroy Park.

By this time, after all the walking, The Phoenix was almost passing out with pain from his ankle.
So we had a rest while the kids went nuts in the Cottage.

Always time for a kiss, we postponed further celebrations until the following evening to give that ankle some rest and special wife-y treatment.
To all you kind readers out there, thank you so very much for all your beautiful messages and comments.
We were both so touched and nearly in tears at the kindness from people all over the world who we’ve only known here in blog land.
Thank you beautiful darlinks, you all deserve a jolly firm arse-squeeze!
Desiree and The Phoenix xoxoxoxo



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My Frock’s in Tatters

Written By: Desiree - Oct• 29•11
Ever bought something that’s damaged and just thought “meh, I ain’t gonna fix it, I’ll wear it just the way it is”?
Well it happens to me quite often, but today’s Frock on a Friday is pretty spesh coz the hem makes it look like a total rag, plus it’s the first thing I’m showing you from my Melbourne shopping madness.

The dress is one of my purchases from Melbourne’s fabulous Camberwell Sunday Vintage Market – which is like stepping into gorgeous-old-treasure heaven.
It’s hard to stop buying, so much of the stuff is super cheap, especially after the heavens opened and a freak storm flew through the place.
Only the hard-core sellers and buyers stayed on.
So I snapped up this delicious 1960s pink silk frock that was probably once a maxi for $5 and the white lizard-skin bag also for a fiver.

Look at that disgraceful tattered hem!
The Phoenix offered to “trim all the frilly stuff off” for me before we went out for his hospital appointment today,  but I politely declined.
It’s actually much worse than it looks in this pic and I can’t wait for a total stranger to tell me that I seem to be having a problem with my hem!

Why the bitch-face?
Well, we’d just returned from a rather confrontational appointment with one of The Phoenix’s specialists who’d tried to give him shit for his multiple health issues.
All I can say is, we were dignified, strong and united – we stayed cool man, dead cool.


The enormous fuck-off white cocktail ring and Frida earrings were from the very cool indie shopping mecca that is Melb’s Fitzroy.

The sequinned beret was six bucks and I’m wearing tights from Sock Dreams and Melissa Mary-Janes.
You want more?
Also from the Camberwell Market, this soft little embroidered and beaded cardi for a tenner, which I wore for nearly the whole fortnight we were there.

If anyone says green lurex flares are NOT a wardrobe staple, just send ‘em over to me for a quiet word.
I wore these out to dinner to an Indian restaurant – spot on!

Could the flowers on this $5 cotton maxi get any bigger?
I took minimal clothing with me to Melbourne as I knew I would be in vintage paradise.
I wasn’t wrong and I wore everything I purchased while I was still down there.

Lovin’ this dress to bits, which is what will probably happen anyway:).
Plenty more trip pics to come.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for all your kind comments and well wishes on our wedding post.
We are both stunned at the response!
Mwah!!!
Desiree xo




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I’m Not Dead …

Written By: Desiree - Oct• 22•11
I’m alive and kicking in Melbourne.
Yes chaps and chapettes, sometimes one needs a nice, big, hard one.
What?  An injection of culture and disgracefulness of course!
There’s plenty of both here in the world’s most liveable city, where I love to wander, get lost and discover visual and tactile treasures beyond my wildest dreams.
The Phoenix has been a major contributor to ensuring my satisfaction in all the above areas.
Oh yeah … and WE GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!

Yep that’s my honey – isn’t he just so frickin gorgeous!!!!  This was taken on our return to The Hotel Windsor after our wedding at the Victorian Marriage Registry.
My four spawn and Number One Son’s spectacularly gorgeous squeeze, Danni-Long-Legs made the beautiful day complete.

Just to satiate your sartorial appetites, yes, I’m wearing all vintage, except for the new VW Melissa’s in pink glitter with bronze hearts.
Don’t worry pervies, you’ll get close-ups!
The Phoenix and is wearing a beautiful Italian wool suit, shirt and tie that made me want to doggy-hump his leg constantly.
So there you go folks, I’ll be back in Brisneyland next week.
Thank you for your messages of concern about my absence.
Yes, I would certainly be feeling completely ripped off if one of my fave amaze-balls bloggers just up and left me with just a bit of background transmission noise!
Have a happy weekend and keep clenching that vag to keep it healthy.
Desiree xoxoxox


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